Love and Boundaries: Navigating Nosy Queries About Your Relationship Status

Dear Annie: I'm reaching out for help in crafting the perfect response to a question that has become increasingly frustrating: "Why haven't you settled down yet?" As someone constantly bombarded with this well-meaning but intrusive inquiry, I'm seeking a diplomatic way to address the persistent curiosity about my relationship status.
This question seems to follow me everywhere—at family gatherings, work events, and social interactions. Friends, relatives, and even casual acquaintances feel compelled to probe into my personal life, seemingly unaware of the discomfort their questions create. While I understand their intentions may be rooted in genuine care, the repeated interrogation feels more like an unwelcome spotlight on my personal choices.
I'm looking for a graceful way to redirect these conversations, something that acknowledges their concern while firmly establishing boundaries. Perhaps a witty response or a gentle deflection that doesn't come across as defensive or rude. Your guidance would be invaluable in helping me navigate these awkward social moments with confidence and poise.
Any advice you can offer on handling such persistent personal questions would be greatly appreciated. I'm eager to find a approach that allows me to maintain my dignity while kindly shutting down these repetitive inquiries.