Capitol Hill Controversy: Local Resident Challenges Neighborhood Nickname

Listen up, Seattle language butchers: It's time we had a serious talk about the absolute travesty that is calling Capitol Hill "Cap Hill."
As a long-time Seattle resident who recently returned after a 15-year absence, I'm here to declare war on this linguistic abomination. When did we collectively decide that laziness trumps respect for our neighborhood's actual name? Capitol Hill is a historic, vibrant neighborhood with character and depth—not some cutesy abbreviation to be tossed around like a trendy hashtag.
This isn't just about preserving proper nomenclature; it's about maintaining the dignity of one of Seattle's most iconic neighborhoods. Every time someone drops the "itol" and reduces this rich urban landscape to a lazy two-syllable mumble, a little piece of Seattle's soul dies.
The origins of this linguistic crime are murky, but it seems to have gained traction in recent years, spreading like a linguistic virus through social media and casual conversation. It's time we stop this madness.
So here's a plea to every Seattleite: Respect the full name. Say Capitol Hill. Every. Single. Time. Your neighborhood deserves better than a linguistic drive-by.